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Commentary, sarcasm and snide remarks from a Florida resident of over thirty years. Being a glutton for punishment is a requirement for residency here. Who am I? I've been called a moonbat by Michelle Malkin, a Right Wing Nut by Daily Kos, and middle of the road by Florida blog State of Sunshine. Tell me what you think.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Bubble gum chewers need not apply

Want to be a Washington DC Hooker. There are certain requirements.

Minimum age 23 (no maximum)
Weight proportionate to height
Two or more years of college education
Must hold a day job or attend school regularly
Must own or have access to an automobile
Must have a cellular or car telephone
I didn't know a college education was needed to spread one's legs. You learn something new every day.

Hat tip- James Joyner at OTB. Below the Beltway is also blogging on this topic.
Linked to- Blue Star, Perri Nelson,


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