Bubble gum chewers need not apply

Want to be a Washington DC Hooker. There are certain requirements.

Minimum age 23 (no maximum)
Weight proportionate to height
Two or more years of college education
Must hold a day job or attend school regularly
Must own or have access to an automobile
Must have a cellular or car telephone

I didn't know a college education was needed to spread one's legs. You learn something new every day.

Hat tip- James Joyner at OTB. Below the Beltway is also blogging on this topic.
Linked to- Blue Star, Perri Nelson,