Is your doctor a terrorist? Take a test

Palm Beach Post Columnist Frank Cerabino wrote a very non-PC today for the Palm Beach Post. This is in the aftermath of the arrest of Dr. Rafiq Abdus Sabir who is charged with giving support to terrorists.

The whole column can be found at- http://www.palmbeachpost.com/opinion/content/local_news/epaper/2005/06/03/s1b_binocol_0603.html

A few of the highlights in Mr. Cherabino's test. Before giving it he expressed his skepticism that a doctor in West Boca Raton could be broke. Being a former resident of Boca I was wondering about that too.

2.... the framed photos on his desk are of 72 virgins.
3.... he lists his patients as HMO (Health Maintenance Organization), PPO (Preferred Provider Organization), and IED (Improvised Explosive Device).
6.... his mountain vacation home is in Tora Bora, not North Carolina.
8.... he can't stomach the TV in the waiting room being tuned to FOX News. (Caution: this could alternately mean he is a Democrat).
12.... the clock in his office is set to Kabul time.
13.... he's the only doctor you know who insists that a thorough physical examination also includes the shoes.
16.... all his waiting-room magazines are current issues.
20.... the vanity license plate on his car reads "DR G HAD".