Two wheels, no brains

From the Sun-Sentinel-

Lake Worth -- Police are investigating a motorcycle crash that seriously injured the driver Tuesday night in the 1100 block of South Dixie Highway.

Travis Ware, 21, of Lantana, was going south at about 100 mph on South Dixie Highway when he lost control, hit a curb and flipped the motorcycle, police and witnesses said. Ware was thrown from the motorcycle and landed on the railroad tracks, police said.

He was taken to Delray Medical Center with critical head injuries, police said. Alcohol may have also been a factor, police said.

Ware has a suspended driver's license, no motorcycle endorsement and the tag on the motorcycle is not assigned to the motorcycle, police said.

Ware's information was forwarded to the Town of Palm Beach police who are investigating an earlier incident where two motorcycles escaped them. One of the descriptions matched Ware.

I'm betting Ware doesn't recover. There is a reason motorcycles are nicknamed donorcycles. That's all this motorcyclist's body is going to be good for.

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