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Commentary, sarcasm and snide remarks from a Florida resident of over thirty years. Being a glutton for punishment is a requirement for residency here. Who am I? I've been called a moonbat by Michelle Malkin, a Right Wing Nut by Daily Kos, and middle of the road by Florida blog State of Sunshine. Tell me what you think.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Labels

Overlawyered points us to a website giving out the 2005 awards for dumbest warning labels of the year. But first-

Warning- Don't read this post if you're humor challenged.

Now for the warnings-

*- A heat gun and paint remover that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees and warns users, “Do not use this tool as a hair dryer”

*- label on a kitchen knife that warns: “Never try to catch a falling knife.”

*- Kirk Dunham of Seabrook, Texas gets an honorable mention for a warning label he found on a bottle of dried bobcat urine made to keep rodents and other pests away from garden plants. It says: “Not for human consumption.”

Go over and read the rest. You'll get a good laugh.

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