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Overlawyered points us to a website giving out the 2005 awards for dumbest warning labels of the year. But first-

Warning- Don't read this post if you're humor challenged.

Now for the warnings-

*- A heat gun and paint remover that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees and warns users, “Do not use this tool as a hair dryer”

*- label on a kitchen knife that warns: “Never try to catch a falling knife.”

*- Kirk Dunham of Seabrook, Texas gets an honorable mention for a warning label he found on a bottle of dried bobcat urine made to keep rodents and other pests away from garden plants. It says: “Not for human consumption.”

Go over and read the rest. You'll get a good laugh.

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