Florida the rules are different here Chapter CXLVII

You're travelling I-95 at night-time in Palm Beach County and traffic slows to stop. What's the cause? A boat on fire along the highway's shoulder. I thought those only happened at sea. Isn't this a great state or what!

'Welcome to the South Florida the rules are different here.'
'Hey what's the smoke.'
'It's only a boat.'
'Right along the freeway, isn't it just great down here.'

TFM as songwriter. Don't give up my day job, ehh?

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