06-06-06,. we're doomed? Yawn..........

This doomsday nonsense is getting out of hand. Here are 6 ways to predict if your child is satan.

1. He insists on changing his nickname from "Scooter" to "Eternal Purveyor of Cataclysmic Doom and Nightmarish Darkness." When pressed for a reason, he claims it's catchier.

2. He's always asking the lifeguard if the baby pool contains any holy water.

3. You find yourself searching the Walgreens aisles for diapers that will accommodate a forked tail.

4. When you ask him what he wants for his birthday, he hisses: "Your immortal soul."

5. His natural body temperature is 380 degrees.

6. When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, responds: the enemy of Goodness. Or, maybe, an astronaut.

They forgot to mention the one where junior flushes mommy's $2,000 ring down the toilet. That's the only realistic scenario.

It always seems the MSM plays up these doomsday scenarios. Wasn't President Reagan supposed to be the anti-christ too? Ronald Wilson Reagan or 666. If someone predicts the world will exist for a billion more years, will it get mentioned in the press?

Maybe I should pass off my own scenario. A 30-story tall high reptile will rise from the ocean and flatten a country. What do you think?

Too bad the Japanese beat me to it. His name is Godzilla.

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