Some hospital humor

After my recent visit, I thought I'd share the following

*- After 12 hours on a ER gurney I was longing for a 20-year-old Days Inn Matress from Zanesville Ohio. My aching back and butt.

I shared this observation with my ICU nurse Barry. He got a good chuckle out of this.

*- Five straight nursing shifts with my nurse named Tanya.

*- Because of my diet restrictions plus lack of decent alternatives, I ate hospital meat loaf like five days in a row for dinner. Now you know I'm insane.

*- Always hearing the same names called over the Hosp. PA system. Dr. Gwenardene, Dr. Sanchez, Dr. Weinberger. But always hoping to hear. "Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."

*- First two nights out of the ICU I thought someone was knocking on my door at night. It was the person in the next room who can't swallow pills so they needed to be pulverized first.