Let me think....

The Florida MSM just cracks me up sometimes. Here is the latest example from Florida Today.

PALM BAY — A 31-year-old man remains in jail today after police said he attempted to steal nearly $150 in steaks from a grocery store on Christmas Day.

Ronald Clark, no address listed, was captured by Palm Bay police after he was spotted running north on Minton Road with steaks taken from a nearby Winn-Dixie grocery store, police reports show.

The man was charged with retail theft and booked into the Brevard County Jail Complex hours later. He is being held without bond, jail officials said.

It was not immediately known what he planned to do with the meat.

What would someone do with $150 worth of steaks? After much deep meditation, I think the answer is the person would eat them. Leaving them on the kitchen counter till they get rancid doesn't appear to be an option. What do you think?

Better yet, what do you think of Florida Today writer, J.D. GALLOP. I guess journalists are trained to have no imagination.

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