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Friday, December 01, 2006

The Knucklehead of the Day award

Today's winner is Adrian Apgar. He gets the award for the following.

A man who was pulled from the jaws of an alligator by four Polk County sheriff's deputies was naked and smoking crack near a lake before he was attacked, according to police.

Authorities said the Polk County Sheriff's Office received multiple calls at about 3:30 a.m. Wednesday concerning screams for help coming from an area of Lake Parker County Park near the Moose Lodge on East Lake Parker Drive.

When officers arrived, they heard a Adrian Apgar in the lake screaming for help and saying he was being attacked by an alligator.

The deputies dove into the alligator-infested waters and searched for the man, the police report said. Once the deputies found the victim, they were able to pull him from the alligator's jaws and swim about 40 feet to shore.

Apgar was transported to Lakeland Regional Medical Center in critical condition with an apparent broken arm, partially amputated left arm and major trauma to his leg.

Wildlife officials said they were not surprised that the alligator attacked Apgar because 4 a.m. is prime feeding time, Local 6 News reported.
I'm sorry Apgar lost his arm but making yourself naked alligator bait isn't very bright. Adrian Apgar is today's Knucklehead of the Day.

This award comes with the unanimous approval of Hooah Wife. :)
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