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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

From the silly news desk

This guy needs a new line of work. Wednesday Buffet- Cafe Oregano

COTTONWOOD, Ariz. - A man accused of trying to burglarize a home while naked Tuesday stopped in mid-escape to ask the victim for a pair of shorts, a sheriff's spokeswoman said.

The victim threw the shorts to the accused burglar, who then fled, said Susan Quayle, a spokeswoman for the Yavapai County Sheriff's Department.

Nickos George Kopsaftis was later arrested next door, apparently while trying to steal a car, Quayle said. "He was wearing the shorts that were donated to him," she said.

Quayle said a man house-sitting for his father found Kopsaftis standing naked in an upstairs room holding two rifles belonging to the homeowner.

The victim told sheriff's deputies that he got the rifles away from the man, who ran away, but not before stopping outside to ask for clothes, Quayle said.

When deputies arrived, they found a pair of wet socks and a pair of wet pants with Kopsaftis' wallet and ID inside, Quayle said.

A banging sound from next door led deputies to a car which Kopsaftis appeared to be trying to hot-wire, she said.

Kopsaftis was booked into the county jail on two counts of burglary and two counts of attempted theft.

 
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