Matchmaker, matchmaker don't make me a match

With apologies to Fiddler on the Roof. I got the following email from Jerusalem Post Offers-

Dear Subscriber,

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Sincerely,
Yoav Cohen
CEO JLove

Besides not being Jewish and being married, I don't think the wife would approve.

I get these email because I had to register at the JPost's website to access an article long ago. Now I know to make sure to click no to online offers.

Thanks JPost but I got to pass. If I knew the yiddish words for thank you, I'd say it. Instead this will have to do.

Shalom.

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