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KNUCKLEHEAD OF THE DAY!

Look, down on the ground. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s … Superdrunk.

AP reports, quite soberly, from Graz, Austria, that a 23-year-old man consumed several bottles of red wine, stood on the ledge of a 4th story window at 4 a.m., and shouted: “I am Superman! Nothing can happen to me!"

Well, apparently the ground in Austria is made of kryptonite because that sucker fell like a stone. He landed on a roof a few stories below, sparing him more serious injuries.

Cross Posted at Basil's Blog and Don Surber.