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Monday, June 19, 2006

From the Silly news desk

Some news from Canada. Goldilocks in reverse. LOL.

Hat tip- Don Surber
Open Post- Jo's Cafe, Bloggin Outloud,

WEST VANCOUVER—A West Vancouver woman felt a little like Goldilocks in reverse when she arrived home to find a bear happily eating oatmeal in her kitchen.

"It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn't it?" quipped Sgt. Paul Skelton of West Vancouver Police. "At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands."

When the woman returned to her home on Thursday afternoon, she was shocked to see the bruin — but didn't let it ruin her day.

"The bear had made its way into her kitchen through an open sliding glass door," said Skelton. "It appeared to be a one- to two-year-old bear — a juvenile — within the kitchen enjoying some oatmeal it had obtained by breaking a ceramic food container. When she saw it, she did the right thing. She vacated the area and called us."

Despite the arrival of three of West Van's finest, the bear wouldn't budge.

"The bear didn't appear to be aggressive and wasn't destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully," Skelton said.

Damage was limited to two ceramic food containers.

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